Friday, June 13, 2008

Tips, tricks and other pita stories

I'm pretty sure everyone has their own lists like "do not forget girlfriend" or "stock up on fudgy fudgy bars", etc. I only have 5 simple reminders before going on trips. So here's mine.

1. Empty your fridge of food that will probably morph into another life form that chews your couch and dismembers you when you get back.
I think this also applies to unwashed underwear and dishes. Wash them People! Or just throw 'em out.

2. Never hang your underwear outside. The weather has an interesting take on redefining garments as art.
This holds true for shoes as well.

3. Throw out your trash. Creepy-crawly-things will come out and creepy crawly your apartment.

4. Unplug everything. Believe it or not, your glass table is flammable.

5. Your goldfish will not eat the very-cool-realistic-plastic-plants and the yummy-looking-red-and-yellow-and-green-thingies in their tank. 'Nuf said.

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